51 Pages of Hysterically Funny Jokes

Today we have a free printable eBook with the best jokes for kids. In fact, we know they are the best jokes for kids because kids made them up and submitted them to us for this awesome funny joke pdf that has over 50 pages of kid-friendly jokes. You can download and print the pages you want to read right now or leave the pdf on your phone or computer.

Joke Books for Kids

If you know us here at Kids Activities Blog, you know we love to giggle and laugh! These are some of our favorite jokes – from the classic knock-knock joke to the silly pun, this jokes for kids book has it all. And the best thing is that it is free and you can get it right now for a good laugh!

Pull the children off of video games because that is the last place they will want to be when they see the giggles involved in these silly jokes.

What did the palm tree wear to the pool party?

Swimming Trunks!

Funny Jokes for Kids Free eBook

This kids joke book was compiled and illustrated by Josh Manges from the kids jokes submitted on our Facebook page @quirkymomma. We couldn’t help giggling at the results of hundreds of LOL jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes, riddles, pranks and more.

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Corny Jokes inside the Kids Joke Book

This is going to take a minute to summarize all the way we are going to make your kids laugh…but I think it is totally worth it.

The pages are set up as a printable pdf that you can cut in half and make a book that is 8 1/2 x 5 1/2 inches, or you can keep it the traditional paper size or use it digitally as an eBook. Each page has multiple silly jokes including knock knock jokes, but one is featured with Josh’s illustrations:

1. Kids Joke Book Cover: The Book Jokes for Kids, From Kids compiled by Josh Manges with Kids Activities Blog
2. Bees holding hands
3. Dinosaur that won’t take a bath
4. Blackbird that is not a blackbird
5. Armless spider
6. Fly without wings or is that time fly?
7. Teddy bear talk
8. Shopping cow – you may need to hide your credit card
9. Pig with sores
10. Dinosaur police
11. Ground beef
12. Camel wearing hats
13. Turkey crossed the road
14. Octopus laugh out loud chicken
15. Shark spitting out a clown because they are bad liars
16. Turtle telephones home
17. Street that lions live – watch for the traffic light!
18. Little horse that fell over
19. Scared numbers
20. Seagulls with holes in them
21. Alligator in a vest
22. Hummingbirds singing & long necked giraffes that could make a pony sing
23. Bee love
24. Scarecrow awards
25. Ghost vacation
26. Pork chop
27. Gym rat hamburger
28. One sick cookie
29. Gorilla nostrils with a little boogie
30. Elephant in a phone booth
31. Blind dinosaur
32. Hot watch dog!
33. Cat in the dryer
34. Cannibals diet
35. Oranges who run marathons
36. Something brown and sticky that doesn’t belong in a garbage truck
37. Clapping T-Rex probably won’t be good at a musical instrument
38. Very old ant…where is the little old lady?
39. Game playing elephant
40. Dracula is in jail
41. Darth Vader has breakfast
42. LOL only more…
43. Swollen nose
44. Kissing big flower
45. Reading cow
46. Eyes conversation starts with the left eye
47. Hammer crossed with a cookie
48. Banana went to the doctor
49. Suntanning old snowman won’t be a guest at your next baseball game
50. Ocean motion
51. Pirate gets ears pierced
52. Sleeping broom
53. Horseshoe clues
54. Train and the math book

These are no dad jokes. Nope! Not a bad joke!

Wait…if dad reads them to you, do they suddenly become dad jokes?

Start at the beginning of the book and read through the big words {giggle} of the funniest jokes. My favorite are the animal jokes from spelling bee, bald eagle to polar bears on the north pole.

Whenever you need good jokes, just grab your eBook or printed version.

What plant can grow right out of your hand?

A Palm Tree!

One of the things we suggest is to print off pages that you think are funny, cut them in half and send them to school in your child’s lunchbox which is a great way to give them a noontime giggle. Even if they are in high school {LOL}. Or maybe they start their own school stand-up routine.

They will be one wise quacker!

What kind of water is best for swimming?

Salt water because pepper will just make you sneeze!

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Which of the funny jokes for kids was your favorite in the printable eBook? Did your kids enjoy the silly jokes?